Monday, 17 June 2013

Chodachudir Maja Paan:

Eibar ami bichanar oopor boshe porlam aar maake bollam, “maa ekta katha bolo, ami ekta boyee te porechee je kono meye cheler chodon tatokhon puro hoye na jatokhon na tar ponde laura dhukiye tar pond mara hoye. Eta ki sattee?” Maa kichu bolar aage amar katha sune didi jore henshe phelloo aar mmar dike takiye bollo, “bah Bablu, tui kemon ekta proshno korechis. Mone hochhe je tui maar pond chudte chas.” Maa takhon amader bollo, “Bablu tui ja kichu porechish ta ekdom sattee. Tor bap amar pond anek bar chudeche aar ekhon amar pond marate khoob bhalo lage. Tui ki kakhono Renur ponder phuto te nijer laura ta dhukiye Renur pond merechis? Chal tui ekhon amar pond ta chue de tar por tui Renur chamri pond ta chudish. Chol tui taratari amar ponder phutor modheye nijer gadhar moton mota laura ta dhoka aar amar ponder halua tor laura ke khaowa.” Ami maar katha sune khoob khushi hoye gelam aar maa ke bollam, “na maa ami aaj obdi didir ponde amar laura ta dhokayee nee. Didi bole je didi taor ponder phuto ta nijer borer janno researve rekheche kenona ami tar guuder seal ta bhenge diyechee. Tai didi amar theke aaj pond marayenee.” Maa bollo, “haan Bablu, eta to theek katha. Renu haramzadi ke kichu to rakhte de nijer hobu borer janno. Guud to tui chude chude khal kore diyechis, ekhon Renur kache khali tar pond ta ache jeta se nijer nobu barer laura diye chodabe. Kintu ami aaj toke amar pond nischoye kore marabo. Chalo eibar tui toyree hoye ne nijer maar guuder por tar ponde laura dhokate.” Ei bole maa bichana theke neeche nebe mejhete char hathe paye kukurer moton hoye gelo. Ei positione maar duto mayee jhulchilo aar pond ta amar laurar gunto khabar janno khola chilo.

Ami takhon Mai bhi tab maa ke peeche ja kar apne ghutne ke bal baith gaya aur apna lund ko pakar kar maa ki gand ke ched se bhira diay. Jaise hi mai apna lund maa ki gand ki ched se lagaya, maa bol pari, “aare aare Bablu tui ki korchees? Aare baba eta tor maar pond kone bazarer meyecheler pond noye. Aare age tel diye ba kom kore thuthu lagiye amar ponder phuto ta narom kore ne tar por tot laura ta amar ponder phutor bhetore dhukiye amar pond ta maar bhalo kore. Shukno ponde laura dhokale amar pond ta chile jabe. Ekei bole je kono anari ke diye guud chodao aar guuder barota bajao.” Maar katha sune didi bichana theke neeche nebe elo aar amader kache boshe nijer angule khanik ta thuthu niye maar ponder phuto te lagiye ragrate laglo. Amio khanik ta thuthu niye amar laurar mundee te bhalo kore lagiye nilam. Takhon maa amake bollo, “haan eibar theek ache. Chol Bablu eibar tui tor gadhar moton mota laura ta amar ponde dhukiye amar pond chude de aar tor maar pond marar sapno ta puro kor.” Didi takhon hath bariye maar jhulonto mayee duto hathe niye tipte laglo aar ami amar laura ta abar theke maar ponder phuto te lagite dilam. Pher ami amar laura ta dhore aste kore chap deite laglam aar amar laurar mundee ta addek maar pond dhuke gelo. Ponder phuto te amar laurar mundee ta addek dhukte na dhukte maa ohhhhhh ohhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh seeeeeeeeee ah korte laglo. Takhon didi maa ke jigesh korlo, “maa tomar ki khoob koshto hochhee? Ami Bablu ke bole ponder phuto theke laura ta bar korte bolbo?”

Takhon maa nijer komor ta nariye aage peechone korte korte bollo, “na pagli, ami khoob maza pachee. Ami aaj anek din pore ponde bhetore kono laura nechee tai amar ponder phuto ta ektu char char korche aar kichu naa. Haan amar nagar cheler laura ta besh mota sota tai mone hochchee je aaj amar pond ta phete jabe. Jakhon tui tor bor ke diye nijer pond marabee takhon tui bujhbee je pond marate kato bhalo lage. Achcha eibar tui amar duto mayee ke bhalo tepa tipi kor, oigulo ke bhalo kore chotka bhalo kore. Tui ekhon jato amar mayee gulo chatkabee ami ponde Bablur laura ta niye tato aram pabo. Bujhlee ki na?” Takhon didi nijer hathe maar duto mayee niye nijer gayer jore chatkate laglo aar maa ke bollo, “maa, ami jakhon tomake prothom bare Bablu ke diye guud chodate dekhchilam takhon ami bhebechilam je tumi bhishon chodonbaj hochhoo. Kintu ekhon dekhchee je tumi ek numberer gandoo hochchoo. Dekho na tumi kemon kore komor nariye nariye nijer cheler laura diye pond ta marachho.” Maa takhon amar laura ta ponde niye didi dike takiye didi ke bollo, “amar sona bhai bhatari meye, tor gaye keno phoshka porche, jodi tor ponder phuto te kukutunee legeche to tuio Bablu ke diye pond mariye na keno, ke baron korche?” Amar takhon maar ponde amar laura ta puro puro dhukano hoye geche aar ami maar komor ta du hathe dhore maar ponde jhapa jhap kore thap marte laglam. Maa o amar thaper songe songe komor aage pechone kore amar laura ta nijer ponde bhetore neecheelo aar bolchilo, “Ahhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Amar nagor sona Bablu, aroo jore jore thap gulo mar na amar ponder bhetore. Aaj tui thapiye thapiye amar pond ta phatiye de. Haiiiiii! Seeeeeeee khoob aram hochhee amar toke diye pond marate. Aaj anek din pore kono laura amar ponde dhukiye pond ta ke chudachee. Ahhhhhh mar, mar nijer mayer ponde bara ta aro bhetore dhukiye de. Ohhhhhh ki aram. Ishhhhhhh dhoka dhoka bokachoda, maar ponde bhetor aro dhoka tor laurata. Dekh dekh amar guud chodanee meye ekh, tor bhai tor guud amar guud choda por kemon amar pond marche. Ohhhhh Bablu, tui eibar hath diye amar guuder konta ke ador kor baba. Mone hochhe aaj ami swarge jachee.”

Ami maar katha sune ektu jhunke gelam aarhath bariye maar guude ungule dhukiye guud ta ke angul diye chudte laglam. Khanik por ami amar duto angule guude pure dilam aar jore jore narrate laglam. Maar sharir ta guude angul aar ponde laura niye kempe kempe uthte laglo aar maa uhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh haiiiiiiiiiiii siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii korte laglo. Ami takhon ponde laura dhukiye jor jor thap mere pond marte laglam aar duto angul diye maar guude ador korte laglam. Khanik khon eibhabe cholte laglo aar ghorer bhetore khali hai ohhhh ahhhh aar pakat pakat awaj sona jachillo aar ami maar pond jore jore chudchilam. Khanik pore nijer komor khoob taratari narrate narrate maa amake bollo, “hai Bablu, bhishom aram pachhee. Mone hochchee je toke puro puroi amar ponder bhetore dhukiye nee aar sab someye toke diye pond aar guud chodate thaki. Ohhhhhh Balu amar guuder jal khoshbe eibar. Hai Bablu, chude chol tor mayer pond, aroo jore jore chod shala maachoda chele. Tor gayer puro jor lagiye amar pond mar. Tor maa tor samne pond khule ache re bokachoda, tor mayer ponder jala ta shanto kor.” Ami amar komor kheliye kheliye maar ponde gayer jore thap mere chollam aar mma o komo kheliye kheliye ponder bhetor amar laura ta nite laglo. Ami pond marte marte maa ke bollam, “Ohhh amar chenal guud chodani pond marani chodonbaj maa, ami tomar ponde amar laura ta dhukiye thapate bhison aram pachee. Amar mone hochee je ami amar baki jiban ta tomar ponde laura ta dhukiye thapate thakee. Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ahhhhh haiiiiii koto such je pachee ami ta bulbar noye. Ohhhhh amar chenal chudee didi, dekho dekho kemon amader maa pond khule amar laura ta pond diye khachee. Didi tomar maar pond mara dekhe nijer pond marate ichchee korche na?” Amar katha sune Renu didi amake bollo, “haan Bablu, ami dekhte pachee kemon kore moner sukhe amader maa ponde tor laurar thap gulo khachchee. Theek achee aaj ke amio toke diye amar pond chodabo. Ki re tui ki amaar pond marar pore amar pond marbee?” “keno noye amar chenal maayer chenal meye. Ami ekhuni maaryer pond mere maar ponder bhetore amar laurar mal dhele tomar kumari ponde amar laura ta dhokabo. Aaj ami amar laura diye tomar kumari pondr seal phatabo.”

Maa komor narrate narrate bollo, “sala amar ponde laura dhukiye tui tor chenal didir pond marar katha bolchees? Aare aage amar pond ta ke bhalo kore mon lagiye chude de tar por tui tor chenal didir ponder dike najar dibee. Aar Renu haramzadee tao kam chodon baj meye noye. Ektu aage bolchilo je nijer ponder phutor seal ta biyer pore nijer borer laura diye phatabe. Aar ekhon ki hoye gelo?” Renu didi takhon nijer guude angul dhukiye narte narte bollo, “aare maa ami anek khon theke tomar ponder chodon dekhchee aar tomar pond marano dekhte dekhte amar ponder phutoteo chulkuni hochhe. Jakhon Bablu amar guuder seal ta phatiye che takhon Bablu amar ponder phutor seal tao phatabe. Tumi chup chap nijer pond ta marao aar tomar pore amai amar ponde Bablur laurata dhokabo.” Didir katha sune maa didi ke bollo, “tui theek bolichis Renu, tor guud tor pond tui jake ichchee hoye ta ke diye choda. Amar kee? Amar to nijer guuder aar ponder songe matlob. Chal Bablu tui tarai amar pond ta bhalo kore chod aar amar guude angul dhukiye amar guuder jal ta khoshiye de. Amar ekhon anek kaj baki ache. Rater khabar tao banate ache.” Amio taratari maar ponde jor jore thap marte laglam aar maar guude angul dhukiye narte laglam. Khainkhon pore ami amar laura ta puro puri maar ponde dhukiye maar ponder gattor bhetore amar pheda chere dilam aar amar songe songe kaar guuder jal tao khoshlo. Pheda dhalar por ami maar oopor theke sore giye boshe boshe hanfate laglam aar deklam je maar ponder theke amar mal goriye goriye beriye asche aar tate maar guud phuto ta bhije gachhe. Khanik maa uthe bathroome gelo aar bathroome jete jete maa amake ishara kore amakeo bathrrome jete bollo.

Ami maar pechome pechone bathroome chole gelam. Bathrrome giye sabar aage amar laura ta te bhalo kore saban lagiye laura ta dhuye dilo tarpor maa saban diye nijer guud aar pond tao bhalo kar dhiye nilo. Tarpor maar laura ta dhore mukhe niye chuste laglo. Ami anek khon dhore choda chudee karate amar pechhab peye giye chilo. Ami maa ke bollam, “maa chere dao laura ta. Amar bhison jore pechhab peyeche. Amake pecchab korte dao.” Maa amar laura ta mukh theke bar kore amake bollo, “Bablu sona amar, tor pechhab peyeche aar amar teshta peyeche. Chal tui taratri amar mukhe bhetore pechhab kor aar amar teshta meta.” Ami maar katha sune chomke gelam aar maa ke bollam, “maa eta tumi kee bolcho? Ami tomar mukher bhetore kemon kore pechhab korbo? Aar tumi kemon kore amar pechhab ta kheye nijer teshta metabe?” Maa takhon abar theke amar laura ta mukh theke bar kore amake bollo, “Bablu, amar laura theke beruno moot khabar obbseh anej din theke ache. Ami tor dui mamar laura dhore anek din tader laura theke beruno moot kheyechee aar aajke ami amar cheler laura dhore cheler moot khabo. Chal taratari tui amar mukher bhetore tor moot ta char.” Ami maar katha sune khoob aschrya hoye gelam aar tar por maar mukhe amar laura ta dhokano obostha te pechhab korlam aar maa amar moot ta gat gat kore kheye noli. Jakhon amar moot beruno ta ruke gelo takhon maa nijer hath diye mukh ta punche amake bollo, “eibar tor numbor. Chal taratari tui bathroome shoeye por.” Ami kichu bujhte na pere maar dike takiye roilam.

Maa takhon amar hath dhore amake bathroomer meje te shoeye dilo aar nije amar mukher du dike duto paa rekhe amar buker oopor boshe porlo. Ami kichu bojhar aage maa nijer guud ta amar mukher songe lagiye dilo aar pechhab korte laglo. Ami takhon aar kichu na korte pere mukh ta khule maar guud theke beruno moot khete laglam. Maar guud theke beruno mooter dhar aar tar halka seteer awaj sune amar laura ta abar khara hoye gelo. Maa tatokhone pechhab puro kore amake jigesh korlo, “ki re guud choda pond mara Bablu, kemon laglo maar guuder theke beruno moot gulo kheye? Maza elo ki na? Tor dui mamara sab someye amar mukhe laura lagiye moot charto aar amio tader mukhe amar guud ta lagiye tader ke amar moot khaotam.” Ami maar katha sune eibar henshe phellam aar maa ke bollam, “maa, sattee sattee tum ekta chenal chodonbaj magee. Renu didi theeki bolchilo. Ami aaj obdi didi ke pechhab korte dekhinee aar janio na je ami didi ke pechhab korte dekhte pabo ki na?” Tatokhone didi, je ki atokhon bathroomer darjate danriye danriye amar aar maar sab karja kalap dekhchilo, bole uthlo, “keno dekhbee na. Tui aajkeye amake pechhab korte dekhbee. Tui uthishna ami tor oopore chore tor oopore pechhab korchee.” Takhon maa amar oopor theke uthe didi ke bollo, “aaye Renu aaye, bosh tor bhaier oopore aar Bablu ke tor guuder moot gulo khaeye de bhalo kore.”

Takhon didi amar oopore boshe porlo aar nuijer hath diye guud ta khule guud ta amar mukhe lagiye dilo aar bollo, “ne Bablu, Aaj tui maar guud theke beruno moot gulo kheyechis eibar amar guud theke beruno moot gulo kha.” Amio didir katha sune amar mukh ta khule dilam aar takhonee didi ektu oopore uthe amar mukher oopor pechhab korte laglo. Didir pechhaber dhar maar pechhaber dhar theke beshi chilo aar pechhab tao halka holde ronger chilo. Ami chup chap neeche shoeye shoeye didi sab pechhab ta kheye nilam aar hath diye mukh ta punche nilam. Didi takhono hath diye guud ta khule amar mukher oopor bose chilo. Ami bujhte parlam je didi aro kichu chai. Ami takhon amar jeev ta bar kore aste aste didir guuder oopor ghorate laglam. Takhon didi ektu uthe amar mukher oopor guud ta ke rekhe amake bollo, “chal Bablu, ei songe tui amar guud ta bhalo kore chushe de, chete de. Amar guude bhishon chulkunee hochhe. Tui taratari nijer jeev diye amar guuder chulkunee ta bhalo sesh kore de, please.” Didir kath sune peechon theke maa bollo, “Bablu, dekh tor guud chodani chenal kemon hath diye guud ta ke phank kore toke guud chudte bolche. Tui taratari Rebur guud ta ke bhalo kore chuse de, chete de. Asole Renu anek khon theke amader guud choda aar pond mara dekhte dekhte garam kheye geche aar tar guud ta kut kut korche.” Didi maar katha sune maa ke bollo, “haan maa, ami tomar guud chodano aar pond marano dekhte dekhte bhison bhave garam hoye gechee aar eibar ami Bablu ke diye amar guud chodabo aar pond marabo. Tumi amar obosth ta bhalo kore bujhte parbe karon ami tomar meye. Jemon tumi bhison chodon baj aamio sei rakom chodonbaj.” Tar por didi amar oopor theke uthe danriye gelo aar amakeo uthte bollo.

Ami uthe boshe porlam aar didir duto khara jhara mayee amar du hathe niye tipte laglam. Maao peechon theke amader akche eshe hath diye didi guude aar pacha te aste aste hath buliye dite laglo. Didio hath diye maar mayee aar guud ta tipt laglo. Khanik khon dhore amra eirakom karar por ami didi ke char hathe payee pond ta unchoo kore matite boshiye dilam. Maa taratari aage eshe mhanik ta thuthu mukh theke bar kore didir onder phuto te lagiye aste ragrate lagla. Amio khanik ta thuthu niye amar laurar mundee te lagiye nilam. Eibarami amar laura ta didir ponder phutor songe set aste kore ekta thap marlam aar amar laurar mundee tar addek ta didir ponder phuto te dhuke gelo. Munde ta ponder phuto te dhuktei didi ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh barrrrrrrrrrr koreeeeeeeee Babluuuuuuuuu. Amarrrrrrr bhisonnnnnnn lagcheeeeeee bole chenchate laglo. Maa taratari didi mukhta chepe bondo kore dilo aar amake bollo, “Bablu tui thamis na, Renur ponde thap mere chal. Ekhunee sab theek hoye jabee.” Amio maar katha motp didir patla komor ta dhore thap marte laglam fifir ponde. Didi khoob charphot korchilo aar ta dekhe maa amake bollo, “Bablu tui hath ta diye Renur guuder kont ta nere de. Ta hole Renur kashto ta ektu kome jabe.” Ami maar katha moto amar hath ta diye didir guude niye giye didir kont ta niye khela korte laglam. Khanik pore didir chatphatani ta kome gelo aar didi komor samne peechone korte laglo. Ami bujhte parlam je eibar pond marate maza pachhee. Maa takhon didi mukh theke hath soriye niye didir mayee duto nijer hathe niye chatkano shuru kore dilo. Didi eibar amake bollo, “Bablu, aro jore jore ponde thap mar. Tor gayer puro jor lagiye de aar amar pond ta ke chod bhalo kore. Ohhhhhh pond marate khoob aram pachhee.” Ami didir pond chudte chudte didi ke bollam, “didi eibare kemon lagche amar laur ta ponder gatoo modheye niye? Aah amar anek diner sapno pro holo. Ami jobe theke tomar guud merechee ami bhabtam je kobe ami tomar pond amar laura ta dhokabo aar tomar pond marbo.” Didi amar katha sune bollo, “sala haramzada, bon choda Bablu, tui aaj arektu hole amake mere phelehilee. Ohhhh torlaura ta jakhon amar ponder phutote dhuklo takhon mone hole je amar pond ta phete jabe. Ami eto kore bollam aar tui amar katha te kan diye amar ponde chude chollee.” Ami didi ke bollam, “aare bava ami na chudle tomar pond tomar bor chudto aar takhono tomar emon koshto hoto. Ekhon jakhon tomar bor tomar ponde bara dhokabe takhon aar tomar koshto hobe na aar tumi aram se borer laura diye nijer pond marabe.”

Amar aar didi katha sune ma bujhe gelo je didir pond marate aar kono koshto hochee na aar talhon maa amader kach theke sore giye danriye thaklo aar amader pond mara mari dekhte laglo. Khanik por maa nengto obostha te ranna ghore chole gelo rater khabar banate aar jabar somey bole gelo, “Renu, tui tarai tor guud aar pond chudiye ranna ghore aaye aar amake ranna korte helpkor.” Ami eibar amar gayer jore didir ponde bhetore amar laura ta bhalo kore khelate laglam aar didi amar laurar gunto khete khete ohhhh ahhhhh korte laglo. Kahnik pore ami amar phed gulo didir ponder gattor modheye chere diye didir pechome boshe boshe hafate aglam. Kichu khon por didi amar kach theke uthe aage bath roome gelo aar bathroom theke beriye ranna ghore giye maa joriye dhore chumu khete laglo. Maa didi ke chumu kheye jigesh korlo, “kee bayapar, eto chumu khachhis keno amake?” Didi takhon maa ke bollo, “maa aaj ami ekta kumari meye theke puro puri mahila hoye gechee.” Maa abar jigesh korlo, “mane, tui ki bolte chas?” Takhon didi maar ekta mayee hathe niye aste aste tipte tipte bollo, “maa aaj ami prothom bar pond mariyechee. Guud anek aage theke marachillam, tobe aaj pond mariye bhison anado peyechee. Amake anek aage amar married friendra bolto je meyeder sharir sab phuto tei ras ache aar seta phute othe kono purisher laurar gunto diye. Aaj ami pond mariye ta jene gelam. Ohhhh bhalo laglo aaj Bablur laura ta amar ponder bhetore niye.” Maa takhon nijeke didi kach theke chariye didi ke bollo, “achcha eibar anek hoyechetor chodon kahini sona, chal amake ektu help kore de to.” Didi maar katha sune chup chap nengto obostha te maa ke help korte laglo.

Ami takhon aste aste mati theke uthe bath roome chole gelam aar aag amar laura ta bhalo kore saban diye dhueye nilam aar tar por bhalo kore snan kore nilam. Snan korar por ami nengto hoye bathrrom theke beriye rann ghore chole gelam. Ranna ghore maa aar didi nengto hoye khabar banachillo aar ami theke theke kakhono maar ba didi mayee tipe dichhillam. Jakhon maa ba didi kichu nite jhunkchillo to ami amar ekta angul hoye tader guud ba tader ponde dhukiye nara chillam aar tate maa ba didi ektu muchkee henshe amar laura ta dhore chumu kheye nichillo. Ei bhabe didi aar maa mile rater khabar baniye nilo aar amra teen jone nengto hoye ek songe boshe khabar kheye nilam aar tar por amr abar ek songe ek bichanate giye shoeye porlam.

Shobar por amader ghoom paa chillo na aar takhon didi maa ke jigesh korlo, “maa, tumi bolchile je tumi anek gulo laura tomar guude diye kheyecho. Tumi bolechile je pore amader tomar aager jiboner choda chudir kath bolbe. Ekhon bolo na, pleae.” Takhon maa bolte laglo, “tora bodh hoye janish na je toder baba khoob ekta meyeder songe choda chudi pachondo kore na. Toder baba khali cheleder songe pond mara mari korte bhalobashe. Tobe amar baper barir aar loker moton toder dadur barir lokera khoob sexy aar sabbai khoob chodonbaj. Ami jigesh korlam, “mane?” Taakhon maa bollo,”aare toder dadu, mane amar shoshur mashai khhob mageebaj lok. Toder dadu to amake ek haftar modheye teen chaar bar amar guude khoob kore thapato aar amar guud ta ke tar pichkari diye bhore dito. Jakhon amar soshurmashai amake chudto takhon amar sashuree, mane toder dida amader kache boshe boshe amader choda chudi dekhto aar amar mayee gulo hathe niye tipto.” Didi chokh gol gol kore jigesh korlo, “achchaa ameno hoye. Aar ki ki hoto tomar songe?”